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TEACHER : Why are you late?
L-JOHNY : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
L-JOHNY : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
TEACHER : Johnny, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY : You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER : Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?
L-JOHNY : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
L-JOHNY : Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY : "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY : Yesterday you said its H to O!
TEACHER : George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, Johnny, who discovered America?
L-JOHNY : George!
TEACHER : Johnny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY : Me!
TEACHER : Johnny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.
L-JOHNY : Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER : I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY : Your name on this report card.
TEACHER : How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY : Don't bite any.
TEACHER : Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
L-JOHNY : I is...
TEACHER : No, Johnny. Always say, "I am."
L-JOHNY : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green
and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at
home.
Teacher : Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped
him, what virtue would I be showing?
L-Johnny : Brotherly love.
Teacher : Now, Johnny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher : Johnny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
L-Johnny : A teacher
