Sardar Jokes

Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why
others are running?

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19 sardars went for a film.On asking them why they
came in a big group
of 19, they replied that the film is only for above
18+..

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A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face
in a funeral
function. Suddenly all relatives beat him. Why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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Sardar gets ready ,wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs
tree, sits on the
branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardar:
"I've been
promoted as branch manager."

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth.........WHY?
Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner should
be light".

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Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He
was not sure as
to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected".
After much thought he
wrote : Yes!

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One sardarji Professor asked a plumber to come to his
college. U know
why? Because he wanted to check where the question
paper is leaking...

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One Person knock the door of Banta on 12 th floor,
Banta open the door
the man was crying and said - Santa! Your daughter has
died! Depressed,
Sardar jumps from 12th floor. At 8th floor he
remembers I don't have a
daughter!
At 5th floor he remembered I'm unmarried! At 3rd floor
remembered I'm
Banta not Santa

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On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him
"Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure
what's your
phone
number?

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Sardar wins 20 crore from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11 crore
after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 crore
or else return my
20 Rs back.!

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A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He
wrote "DUE TO
RAIN,
NO MATCH!"

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Postman:- I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this
packet.
Sardar:- why did u come so far? Instead u could have
posted it....

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What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling
mistakes.

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Sardar proposed a girl......Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder
to you'. Sardar
said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next
year.

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Why can't sardars dial nine-eleven (911) at emergency?
Becoz, they
can't
find the eleven on the phone.

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A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked:
How'll you divide, you've 3 children? Sardar replied:
Ok! We"ll apply
next year.

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Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing to my 6 yr old son, he can't read
very fast.

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A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking
at evening not in
the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is
PM not AM''.

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Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his
eyes closed. His
wife asked: what you are doing? He said: I want to see
how i look while
sleeping.

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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective
novels,
but he always started reading from the middle. A
friend of his asked
why
he did so? "It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar.
"to start from
the middle keeps one curious not only about its
conclusion but also
about its beginning.